dorrrito:

when you’re at a new friend’s house and u too shy to ask for foodimage

  • Me: I wanna do something
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety: No you dont
  • Me: But
  • Anxiety: No

rumour:

has it

lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

pink-hime:

when music continues to play after i closed the tab

image

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

image

unclefather:

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there


Fuck arms. We don’t need them