conversation at work

  • i work at a halloween haunted house park
  • Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
  • Me: Yeah? Why's that?
  • Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
  • Me: uh
  • Me: i dont get it
  • Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
  • Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
  • Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
  • girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
  • other boy: *SCREAMING*
  • girl: *SCREAMING*
  • me: *SCREAMING*
  • first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
goodncrusty:

Yard Sard 

medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

ididntmeantocallyouthat:

Zachary Quinto how I wish you weren’t gay
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thepkmnartist:

Painted a slowbro today
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shouldnt:

"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.

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mentalalchemy:

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

I’m dead

my-wayward-shawn:

popculturesavvyangel:

itsjustayoyo:

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*cries violently* mY CHILDHOOD

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TO

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*SHAKES VIOLENTLY*

it gives us hope

CAN THEY REDO THIS SHOW WERE THEYRE ALL IN COLLEGE